awkward story!

SOMETIMES,WHEN I GET TIRED WITH ASSIGNMENT AND OTHER ACTIVITIES I WILL SPEND MT TIME BY READING FUNNY OR AWKWARD STORY..ONE OF THEM  

CAUGHT!

I was home from school because I was sick, and my friend texted me from school. She told me what had happened that day, and we just had a normal conversation. After a while, she stopped responding. I didn’t think much of it, until I got another text from her, reading “Stop texting your friends while they are in school”. It was perfect grammar and punctuation, so it definately was NOT my friend.
My teacher told me off on my friends phone. From school.

FACEBOOK

Nowadays,almost all people have facebook account..some of them have been fanatic by online on facebook..they spend most of their time with facebook..but there are the benefit of facebook rather then the disadvantages.

from facebook we can contact with our friends even from a long distance..Then,also some of us don't have a time to meet or discuss some work,so they can discuss or send information through facebook..BUT there also have the disadvantages of facebook,likes wasting times and disturb the studying..

SO,

we have to balance and manage our time wisely..so that we can get successful..THANK YOU,BYE

QUICK TIPS FOR EXAM PREPARATION

: ALL STUDENTS USUALLY LIKE TO STUDY EASY AND EASY TO UNDERSTAND..SO THAT ARE SOME TIPS FOR THEM

Preparing for finals the challenge is to decide how and where to concentrate your energy. Here are a few guidelines.

• Assess your level of knowledge in each subject. If your hour exam and pset grades are high, you should be able to spend relatively less time getting ready for the final in that subject. Conversely, if you're struggling to pass tests and homework, you'll need to reserve extra time to master the material in time to pass the final. In either case, stop by your instructor's or TA's office hours to get another opinion on your standing in the subject. Sometimes perception doesn't match reality.
• Revisit your schedule. Can you cut back on extracurricular activities in the last weeks of the term to free up more study time? Will your work-study job or UROP reduce your hours? Is there an hour between classes that you haven't been using for study?
• Plan your time. Block specific hours in your planner to study for each subject's exam, separate from your regular pset and other study time. Limit these to two or three hours at a time; marathon study sessions become unproductive. Add review sessions to your planner. Be sure to keep some time for breaks and stress relief, too: you'll need them even more at this time of term.
• Use a study group. If you haven't been meeting with a group through the term, try to join or form one now. Groups can cover more ground by dividing up the material: each member presents a review of one or two topics to the whole group.
• Don't redo your work. You don't need to read the textbook or other sources all over again. By this time you should have clear, organized notes to help you review the main points. Don't redo your psets, but review the problems that gave you trouble the first time.
• Practice, practice. On the other hand, find new problems to test your knowledge. These may be in your textbook, online, or on a practice test offered by your instructor. 

FUNNY STORY (ATM)

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

HOW TO MAKE CHOCOLATE CAKE??

FIRSTLY :


Sift the dry ingredients together. These are the flour, sugar, salt, baking soda, and cocoa. Simply place everything in a sieve and shake it back and forth over a bowl to eliminate clumps.



SECONDLY :


Stir in the liquid ingredients and stir well. These are the vinegar, oil, vanilla, water, and egg. Some people like to add these ingredients individually, but others stir them together in a second bowl and before adding them to the dry ingredients.


THIRDLY :


Pour the mixture into an 8-inch greased and floured round pan. The grease and flour will keep the mix from sticking to the pan.


FORTHLY :

4

Bake at 350 degrees F. (175 C.) for 30 minutes.


LASTLY :


Frost as desired

motivation quotes

• Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe or take for granted, nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.
  
  - Francis Bacon
• To read without reflecting is like eating without digestion.
  
  - Edmund Burke
• Men do not understand books until they have had a certain amount of life, until they have seen and lived at least part of their contents.
  
  - Ezra Pound
• I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.
  
  - Isaac Asimov
• If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would not offend anybody, there would be very little printed.
  
  - Benjamin Franklin
• Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings so that you shall come easily by what others have labored hard for.
  
  - Socrates

• Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today - but the core of science fiction, its essence has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all.
  
  - Isaac Asimov
• The only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our particular path than we have yet got ourselves.
  
  - E.M. Foster
• When I read about the way in which library funds are being cut and cut, I can only think that American society has found one more way to destroy itself.
  
  - Isaac Asimov
• To kill an error is as good a service as, and sometimes even better than, the establishing of a new truth or fact.
  
  - Charles Darwin
• There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
  
  - Marie Curie
• Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.
  
  - Giordano Bruno

STUDY WEEK

assalamualaikum my friends,
the most tension and stress week is study week.are agree?hahaha..
of course that was our time for us to study and doing revision but sometimes i feel that it was the worst time for me.i had to study that and this..look that we don't have a class but it more stress than attend to a class..

sometimes,i don't know where to start..hehehe..that's why we have to study slowly before this and don't wait for study week..that was the style of many students that like to study for last minute

so.

moral of the story 'study smart not study hard'